people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying
when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton
26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be
my mom told me i’m becoming a terrible mumbler but if you think about it i’m actually becoming a fantastic mumbler and she should be appreciating my talents
If you can balance an education, a part time job, a social life, watching multiple tv series at once, seeing your family and your eyebrows look good, you’re on some witchcraft for sure.
can’t believe it’s the 50th anniversary of dentist what today