This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.
“So, on Friday night my friend and I were at her house and wanted to get out and do something for the evening. We brainstormed ideas and she brought up the idea of seeing a show at the Laugh Factory….
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians
a popular tourist site
Everyone goes there and comes away feeling vaguely unsatisfied with the entire experience
Gays don’t really want equal rights its just a big distraction so you don’t realize we are harvesting your souls and sending them to our home planet to be used as an energy source
So Vika isn’t going to the Universiade.
Hopefully she will be healthy and ready for worlds.
i just laughed so haRD I SNORTED